Why Target, Why?

As I am most years, I am late getting to Target to purchase school supplies. I love school supplies, and would happily buy loads, but I try to limit myself to the stuff I think we'll use.

My usual purchases are index cards (I never know what happens to them, but when I go look for them, there are none) and college ruled composition books.

And every year I have to find the stash of 3 college ruled books, bottom shelf in the back, behind the plethora of wide ruled.

It's like... dudes. Nobody is buying the wide ruled composition books. Stop stocking as many!

Dear Contractor

Dear Contractor,

I contacted you via the form on your website, described my project, and asked you to get back to me via text or email.

Why have you called three times in the last three hours?

I am so not going to be answering the phone. I don't like the phone, I hate having to talk to people at this level of the project, all that can be done via email a lot more efficiently than I can talking to someone who is trying to sell me something.

Grr.

My fluffy little diplomat

Scene: BamBam the asshole cat is glaring at Auri from about 1ft away, mewing and acting threatening.

Auri was tense and just waiting for him to get more aggressive.

Enter: Twisp. He walked over and put his gigantic floofy self right between the two. And stood there until they both moved.

He's so good at peacekeeping.