This? Not at all funny, only horrifying.

[nwhiker]

I might have been able to see some humour in the Marianne-the-sex-tart allegory to Reason and Liberty, but I see NONE, ZERO, ZIP in Toy execs co-opting the tooth fairy.

UGH.

JUST NO NO NO.

Oh, and boys lose the tooth fairy. They get time travel tooth elfs. Much more manly, I suppose.

But girls? Girls get sexy tooth fairies. And a villain of course. With glasses, buck teeth, leg hair... and do you have to even ask if she's tall and slender like the Real Tooth Fairies (tm)? No, of course you don't.

Blech.

For the record:

Stepella, the "villain".

The sexy-fairies.

Comments

[siamese1.livejournal.com]

How boobalicious. :P

[camelsamba.livejournal.com]

bleh.

[divsca.livejournal.com]

Oh good grief. On the one hand, my knee jerk response is, "Why would parents go in for crap like this?" On the other hand, I have heard of very elaborate requests from kids for what the Tooth Fairy should bring them, so I can see that some parents might figure it's harmless and go for it. On the third hand (if only I had one), just drop the whole tooth fairy nonsense entirely!