Fuck him.

Fuck him with a red hot rusty poker coated in anthrax spores.

Former FBI director James Comey: "I regret being involve in the 2016 election."

I can't.

Proud auntie

We were on a skype call with my sister, brother, and families. My sister told our 9yo nephew he needed to come visit.

He was on his own skype window, and promptly put up a background of a plane, with the comment of that was the plane he was going to use to fly to Bend.

Followed by a background showing him on the plane. I reminded him that we needed masks on planes now. Two seconds later he was back with a mask.

He appeared briefly on my brother's screen.

Then showed up a few seconds later with what was clearly the Google street view background of my sister's house.

Made us all laugh.