The Republican Half

The Republican Half of the US Senate: co-conspirators voting on a cover-up.

Jesus, could they be more transparent?

DH's comment: at late-night o:clock last night, Schumer should have sneaked in a a motion to acquit. Yes, they would have voted for it, but it would have made clear that this was a total sham. They don't care, they just want Trump cleared.

Also, Dems from 1998/99 who was so-fucking holier-than-thou that Bill Clinton didn't admit he'd had a blowjob and as a result agreed with Trent Lott giving him that 100-0 vote on the (unfair) Senate rules? Fuck you all retroactively.

Universal plumbing code

This is one thing that should be added to the universal plumbing code for public restrooms:

If the building management chooses to not provide paper towels for hand drying and instead chooses to rely on dryers two things need to be mandated:

- the air intake vents to the hand dryers must be outside of the restroom area. Having hot aerosolized fecal matter blown on clean hands is not the wanted result.

- the doors must be "push" from the inside. Washing one's hands and having no way to open the restroom door is just so not cool.

These changes will be put into place as soon as I am elected Queen.